I need a life motto !!!!!!!!!?

I believe all is possible i am fun loving i am myself 100% of the time love is a lie its family that keeps us alive humans are hypocrites including me and yet i still love life i am merciless if you betray me you'll get nothing but hell with a friend like me who needs am enemy i am the most loyal person you will ever meet just remember there is one side of me you dont wish to see. If you succeed to befriend me you will have smooth sailing i am quick to anger if you try to offend me as long as we get along you are sure to be singing a song. yea so that pretty much sums up my personality a life motto I am not very creative or can never think of titles to things like a motto so if anything from thd above helpd also ive been very curious to what people think of me so based on the above what do you think of me :D